Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Insomnia Such As All Flesh Is Heir To

So, here I am...in the same old predicament. Sleep, though not the eternal kind, is devoutly to be wished. And boy, have I been wishing! I mean, all it'd take is a few hours...Is that too much to ask? Instead of the proverbial sheep, I've resorted to counting the raindrops that hit my window. But here's the rub: it's not actually raining! Now, before I start getting too worried about the mind being o'erthrown...auditory hallucinations and such, I'm going to chalk my raindrops up to a lack of sleep.

One thing I wish I were hallucinating about but, unfortunately, am not, is the upcoming animated film Gnomeo and Juliet. Gnomeo?...Really? Now, I am not averse to having some fun with ole Shake from time to time but this really seems over the top (read: scary). Normally, I'd reserve judgement until I've actually seen the film but honestly, I'm a little hesitant to take that step. Besides, I'm convinced that Travelocity is behind this! Heh... at this point, even a trip to th' undiscovered country seems more desirable...as long as Travelocity offers return trips!

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